Kids: Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he...

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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vanillababy4u69 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:01

Kudos to the girl!

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:02

Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.

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Urpoppy 21

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:29

Great parenting. Idiot. I hope the girl broke your loser son's nose.

Musicholic_asey 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:31

Although punching wasn't such a good idea, I think your son probably deserved it. Let's hope the lesson helps the kid be a better person and learn not to mess with teenage girls. I mean, he'll have to learn it someday. If he had been older, the girl would have kicked somewhere that hurt more.

kimvas 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:33

I agree with you now in days there are more bratty kids than educated kids. If one form of parenting doesn't work try another one.

jazzmancarron 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:50

both you and your ignorant brat deserve it

NicoleAshley10 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:55

That's what he gets. I bet he learned his lesson.

limitedition 25

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:58

Time for a parenting course.. Or 5. You have to be able to have your children listen to you - even if that means dragging his rude little butt out of there and you both missing out on subway. It's called being a parent. YDI for allowing the situation to escalate that far.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:09

My daughter is 9 and if It was us in that situation, the first insult out of my daughter's mouth would have resulted in her getting smacked on her mouth by me.

MMcspifter 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 15:31

And that's why your daughter will be a productive member of society someday, unlike the OP's son who will probably grow up to be a bigger loser.

aaeeeooowwww 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:16

He probably did deserve it, and I'm guessing that you agree because you let a stranger PUNCH your kid in the face.

Xalandra 17

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:23

Um you "tried" to make him stop? That's your problem right there. You MAKE him stop even if it means embarrassing him in front of everybody there, loudly commenting on how rude and hurtful he's being. Then make him apologize. If none of that works, you apologize to the girl yourself and take your kid home, give him consequences for his bad behavior and maybe he'll start listening to you! Your son deserved it, that girl did better parenting than you seem capable of doing.