Intimacy: Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself...

By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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You deserved it 5 483

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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You deserved it 806

By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 826

You deserved it 40 389

By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 246

By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 787

You deserved it 24 250

By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 3 606

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By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 848

You deserved it 27 123

By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 474

You deserved it 40 093

By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 178

By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 725

You deserved it 3 164

By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 074

sailorzoe 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

Fired, or possibly a raise?

RodStar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

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Ashara 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:54

What an jerk. That would have me in tears

jobsman99 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:55

at least he is not doing a movie of him jacking off for your boss. or is he? make sure he doesn't spatter the camera on the phone.

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:56

Some friend.

Emzixxx 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:58

Haha!!!!!

pimpdadisam 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:09

Do you still have a job.

tr3vst3r 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:16

wtf? great "friend" you got there

arlo1024 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:28

Well is your boss one of those desprate girls....

HumanWiki 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:30

Not much of a friend, is he?

jaramia20 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:30

I think it's time to find new friends ....

iexcell 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:32

not really a friend now is he

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Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

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Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

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Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

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Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML

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Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML

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Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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