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Oh and #103 I was well aware that I screwed up on my typing...when I went back to edit it, it was too late....so there was really no need for you to try and correct me to make yourself look cool...you should also try to myob and not worry so much what other people do on fb. Just a thought. :)
my ex-bf did something like that. i was anti-fb for a long time and he was always pressuring me to create and account so i could comment of his page and say i love you and other affectionate things. i refused. he created a fake account of a hot girl to comment on his page. This went on for months (without my knowledge), he commented to himself, superpoked himself, and told himself what an amazing bf he was....yeah, it didn't work out between us.
It was an FML that no one responded. The rest was all just you being absolutely pathetic, so YDI
I'm sorry this happened. But next time try contacting some people directly and try to make plans--it'll make a big difference. Facebook has a way of both joining as well as alienating people.
Honestly, you dumbasses who keep commenting on how "proceeded" should not be used on the site because of it making that person look important need to grab a dictionary. "Proceeded", believe it or not, is not a big word so shut the **** up.
LMAO @107.
i love this. something i would do. but yeah, #8, 9 and 10 are right. fb friends aren't real friends. there are a limited number of people on facebook that i would actually respond to if they said that. And the people who would hang out w/ you might not have been on. Jeez, get a phone or go real old fashioned and ring there door bell! :) the internet isn't the best way to make plans
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^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)
Facebook friends are not actual friends.