By ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 008
You deserved it 46 415

Same thing different taste

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^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)

Facebook friends are not actual friends.

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Oh and #103 I was well aware that I screwed up on my typing...when I went back to edit it, it was too late....so there was really no need for you to try and correct me to make yourself look cool...you should also try to myob and not worry so much what other people do on fb. Just a thought. :)

k1o2a3l4a5 0

shh! don't tell anyone, then you'll REALLY have no friends.

my ex-bf did something like that. i was anti-fb for a long time and he was always pressuring me to create and account so i could comment of his page and say i love you and other affectionate things. i refused. he created a fake account of a hot girl to comment on his page. This went on for months (without my knowledge), he commented to himself, superpoked himself, and told himself what an amazing bf he was....yeah, it didn't work out between us.

It was an FML that no one responded. The rest was all just you being absolutely pathetic, so YDI

I'm sorry this happened. But next time try contacting some people directly and try to make plans--it'll make a big difference. Facebook has a way of both joining as well as alienating people.

Doorhandle57 0

I'm pretty sure you don't actually have 500 friends. This is why Facebook is so fake...find some real friends

Honestly, you dumbasses who keep commenting on how "proceeded" should not be used on the site because of it making that person look important need to grab a dictionary. "Proceeded", believe it or not, is not a big word so shut the **** up.

babex21 0

hahahahahhahahahahahahah wait hahahahhahaha

i love this. something i would do. but yeah, #8, 9 and 10 are right. fb friends aren't real friends. there are a limited number of people on facebook that i would actually respond to if they said that. And the people who would hang out w/ you might not have been on. Jeez, get a phone or go real old fashioned and ring there door bell! :) the internet isn't the best way to make plans