By ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 008
You deserved it 46 415

Same thing different taste

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^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)

Facebook friends are not actual friends.

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YDI because you're probably that creeper who just friends everyone in your network, regardless of whether or not you're friends with them or even know them.

may_cause_fail 0

Just because you have a lot of friends on Facebook doesn't mean people actually like you.

AHAHA this is sad dude. lmao at 17 and 99 ;) anyways good luck finding real friends, although by the sounds of you, people would rather talk to you than do anything else... NOT ahah joking just call someone up, so much easier :)

I think someone should count up all the FML's and see how many of them use the word 'proceeded' I'm sure it will be more than half of them...it was okay at first but now everyone is proceeding to do something and it's getting quite annoying...ANYWAYS moving on to facebook...facebook doesn't show how you really are in real life....it's not reality...someone may have close to 1000 friends on facebook but in reality are only friends with about 5-6 of them whom they actually talk to on a regular basis...I used to add a bunch of randos when I first got facebook to make my friend count high but then I realized there's really no point in doing that and no point in trying to impress people by the amt of friends you have on facebook....everyone knows you don't know that many people so you're really only fooling yourself....the real friend count is the amount of people who you converse with on a regular basis, via phone, in person or whatever....pick up your phone and call your REAL friends to see if they wanna do something over break..not facebook...lately I've just been using facebook to put pics up and stock my ex's....lol....maybe you should do something like that so it won't control your life so much.

#4's comment made me laugh!! :D so did the guy above me!

****. I shoulda typed stalk instead of stock....that's what I get for typing on my phone while driving to work...oops....stupid me. :/

You have to remember nobody reads the feeds anymore

#103,why don't you learn how to be a ******* decent human being and not worry about what other commenters have to say and try to correct them.The point of commenting is to comment on what the OP has to say you ******* dumb bitch!! God I hate stupid ass stuck up bitches like you. You think you're ******* better than everyone else but really you are nothing and you feel the need to shit on other people to make stupid lonely ass low life self to feel more important. I feel bad for people like you. Why do you feel the ******* need to butt into peoples business bitch? Please die. As for the OP, YDI for adding so many people and thinking that they're actually your friends.

rinariot_fml 0

Obviously, you don't have 500 friends forreal. Only one; the person you created. FYL indeed. But when i post for people to hang out, nobody replies. People don't want to invite themselves into your business on there because someone else might have asked. Why didn't you just message one of those 500 friends?

baysidebird88 0

having 500 'facebook friends' is different then having 500 friends, which you obviously dont have.