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Bummer dude.
Don't worry if nobody responded to your status - barely any people would even have the chance to see it - it's only by a small chance that it would appear on someone else's news feed, and an even lower probability that they would even get a chance to see it before it moves down the list. But if you think people constantly check your facebook profile then you're a lost case, but otherwise, don't worry because very few (and probably none of your close friends) saw it to begin with. Facebook statuses and mass messages are the worse way to get a message through to plan something. Call up your friends.
Wow #2. Go **** yourself. What the hell is wrong with the word "proceeded"? You're obviously the retard here, seeing as how it makes the sentence grammatically correct.
Aside from the lameness, it's also really annoying to use the FB status as an instant messenger, so good job.
haven't we all? haha just kidding that sucks
Attention *****.
I`m with #97 here. You are a tool. FYL.
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^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)
Facebook friends are not actual friends.