By ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 008
You deserved it 46 415

Same thing different taste

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^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)

Facebook friends are not actual friends.

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loveation 0

that is really sad. maybe you need to delete your 500 "friends" and make new ones :D.

coffeennicotine 0

The only people I'm friends with on facebook are my friends IRL and people who I went to HS with and lost touch with because I moved. You shouldn't have 500 friends on facebook, because there's no way you know all of them. And I never reply to status messages like that either.

Don't worry if nobody responded to your status - barely any people would even have the chance to see it - it's only by a small chance that it would appear on someone else's news feed, and an even lower probability that they would even get a chance to see it before it moves down the list. But if you think people constantly check your facebook profile then you're a lost case, but otherwise, don't worry because very few (and probably none of your close friends) saw it to begin with. Facebook statuses and mass messages are the worse way to get a message through to plan something. Call up your friends.

Wow #2. Go **** yourself. What the hell is wrong with the word "proceeded"? You're obviously the retard here, seeing as how it makes the sentence grammatically correct.

MattR 0

You know 500 people? wow you must be stalked.

Aside from the lameness, it's also really annoying to use the FB status as an instant messenger, so good job.

haven't we all? haha just kidding that sucks

I`m with #97 here. You are a tool. FYL.