By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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EggsinaBasket 9

Must have really blown to wake up to that.

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GoldFishPony 21

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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TheGolfGTI 24

I would get sick if I saw something like that. I guess you could say it would be a terminal illness.

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WellHelloThere47 19

You do realize that's an illness that ends in death right? and that's not funny.

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Eleora 19

What has been seen, cannot be unseen... :/

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it__happens 17

Haha I wonder how embarrassed they'd be if they found out you saw

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weveallbeenthere 30

bleach in the eyes won't work. go to therapy.

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makersmarkmike 17

My mind is still struggling to swallow the rudeness of his parents...

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Enderkate4 20

There is a time and a place for puns. This is not the time.

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chaosmanfun 7

But this is the place sooo.. It balances out.

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Gib31 19

Sorry but this happened... In a plane? like, among other passengers and all? I mean, doing this next to your sleeping son is already awkward, but in public, it is worse in my opinion! (even though most people sleep)

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RedPillSucks 31

it was a dimly lit flight, and they probably were not in the isle seat, so probably no one but the son saw

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dat_becky 17

they probably used the son to block themselves lol, totally rational.

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