Transportation: Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the...

By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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By Forded - 01/09/2010 23:11 - United States

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

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By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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GTAmerc 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:59

That's part of the reason it's so hard to help people anymore.

timberwolf408 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:59

thats why cars have keys. take them with you and that cant happen!

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firefighterjohn 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 15:47

straight out the movies

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:01

That dirty bitch. Hope u got LoJack cause you just got hijacked ... Hiyo

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:02

Call the po po hoe!!

scotty35503 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:03

Sad to say...it's too dangerous to help people, anymore. It makes me feel guilty, but I usually just drive them by.

jarockstar27 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:06

That's just sick and wrong, why can't people be more honest! Sorry OP

cantthinkofshit 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:11

That sucks! Well just because stuff like that happens, don't let it stop you from doing what you feel is right/ be kind hearted.

nukeacat 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:22

That sucks but you somewhat deserved it because you didn't lock your cars or take the keys out.

nukeacat 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:24

Did you at least remember her face?

Imagirll 3

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:38

That's why you don't help some person on the side of the road. You never know who they are. They could shoot you or rob you.

sliz225 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:43

She took your car? All right, now take hers.

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