By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML
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robc32ca 4

you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.

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Quest_ 13

Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.

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iVereor 0

lol ouch. but yeah he probably has a gf or something and random flirting is kinda weird

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bleeding_corpse9 0

Aawww that was mean

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xLil_Mx 0

Eh.. he said please. YDI for flirting with a stranger.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You deserve it for not realizing that it's sketchy to tipsily flirt with a stranger on a train.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

If you wouldn't want some guy or girl doing it to you, don't do it to someone else.

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Zmeilerr 22

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh burrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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DDiamonds 0

maybe you were a bit too tipsy & reeked of alcohol. I'd tell ya' to move too

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CommieKel 0

YDI for not putting a question mark at the end of his question...

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MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

YDI for: 1) being ugly 2) being drunk on the subway hahahaha!!! FYL

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