Transportation: Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By just socially awkward - 16/11/2018 12:00

Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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robc32ca 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:19

you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.

Quest_ 13

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:20

Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.

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panda_chick 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 13:29

maybe he's playing hard to get...lol

Mister_Grinch 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 13:44

Get REJECTED HO. You failed.

Peytonlikesme 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:11

That's CoLd!!!! :) hahahaha jk sorry

mfelax9556 8

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:11

oh my god... reading just the first sentence i automatically knew you'd deserve it haha

maphineRAWRS 10

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:12

LOL #22 :)

Xavi89 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:13

lol you fail!!!!

Thanateros 1

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:35

HA that's brilliant

dwr3ck757 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:48

at least he was polite

sk8rgirljj 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 15:33

see wht happens when u get drunk? lol

mrzero 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 15:34

hahaha aauchhhh

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