Transportation: Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By just socially awkward - 16/11/2018 12:00

Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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robc32ca 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:19

you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.

Quest_ 13

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:20

Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.

Comments

Sadochan 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 20:36

Atleast he asked nicely.

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 11 November 2010 21:10

That's probably because people thinking they are 'a bit tipsy' are usually totally wasted.

MaximilianMarche 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:13

#12. did u used to work in a strip club? you look exactly like a stripper I met once. she had a tattoo in the same place. don't know of it was the same one I wasnt looking at the tattoo

azn4life69 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:23

ugly

gigilvrs6 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:52

Rejected.

brieee 23

Friday 12 November 2010 3:30

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA fail.

redfin 0

Friday 12 November 2010 3:35

shame, loose minge gone to waste.

RookiePyro 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:19

No no no your doing it all wrong...HE'S supposed to be drunk for it to work

beast18 0

Friday 12 November 2010 10:33

I thought everyone liked drunk bitches...guess it's just me.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Friday 12 November 2010 16:03

I really wouldn't want a random alcoholic heightening my chance of failing a breathalyzer test just by breathing on me either. I know that sounds like it would probably fit better for someone who referred to themselves as "smashed" and not tipsy but alcohol isn't exactlly a prize choice of perfume. It's also not appealing when you may be in a relationship and all that's on this drunk strangers mind is flirting with you. I dunno I just think the way a majority of people are acting is a little bit TOO primative these days.