Animals: Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had...

By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

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Sunday 27 March 2011 16:59

Why the **** would you slam on the breaks, moron.

chester75 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:10

I just thought that by hitting the breaks gravity would return the shit to the dogs ass.

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Zeusthegoose 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:15

lol-a-saurus

sallen0046 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:24

Unless there's something directly in front of you on the roadway, you never slam on the brakes, especially with animals loose in your vehicle. Not only does it do absolutely nothing for your current situation, but you could have caused an accident or injured your animals.

AWESOME3SOME 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:24

Today, on the way home from the dog groomers, my great Dane was feeling confident and decided to have a three some with my two poodles, therefore causing me to slam on my breaks because I wanted to join in on the fun. THE END. FML!

gigglezdaclown18 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:53

why do spend money on a damn groomer for a dog? they get dirty in an hour ydi

cindayy77 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:01

that really sucks FYL

JScherz28 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:32

hahahahaha that's what you get for being lazy and not washing your dogs yourself

taetae169 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:48

haha u suck

darkmis1 17

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:58

Why weren't they in some kinda carrier?

Aj1221 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:19

Well for obvious reasons the Great Dane is too big for any crate that would fit in a car. Maybe the other dog is smaller but since they don't say maybe it's too big for one too.

varkey 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:58

why did you slam on the brakes? and it's technically safer for your dogs to be in a crate i will say both YDI and FYL

Yaqui_fml 9

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:07

Yeahhh...why would you break suddenly? every time I even break a little bit my dog moves at least a little; it was obvious what would happen if you did that. I mean, unless the diarrhea fumes were clouding your mind then...nevermind. lol