Animals: Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had...

By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By PerfectTiming - 08/07/2013 11:19 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 16:59

Why the **** would you slam on the breaks, moron.

chester75 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:10

I just thought that by hitting the breaks gravity would return the shit to the dogs ass.

Comments

jewels1877 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:06

Sounds like a very shitty situation. This would've been funnier if it was a poodle. Poo-dle. Yeah. Stupid joke. But still.

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:48

Mm-hmmm....

KMilliron 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:08

***** the new pink.

Kallik 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:12

rofl!! haha, that's priceless. did any shit get on you, OP?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:13

Hahaha. More like FML for the dog that slid into the shit.

KjoeLjan 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:13

Slamming breaks with live animals in your car is never a good idea. YDI

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:17

Neither with dead animals.

maa_rico 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:28

nor without any animals at all.

sarapsosis 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:41

not even with aliens, illegal or extraterrestrial

CarleeBugg123 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:15

Looks like it's back to the doggie groomer for you! xD

Happygofucky 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:16

Hahahahh! Have fun cleaning that up.. I feel sorry for the second dog ;(

purple_sarah88 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:21

It would have slid through the windscreen if you'd slammed into another car, try seatbelts!

mesocrazy 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:31

exactly! they make car harnesses you can strap the seatbelt through to keep the dog safe. anything that you wouldn't want flying out of the car in an accident needs to be secured. for me that means all the living creatures i'm transporting.

Rykier 0

Monday 28 March 2011 13:26

A windscreen? Please don't tell me your serious.

purple_sarah88 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:51

What didn't you understand? Windscreen is the word in the UK (where I'm from) if you're American I think you call it windshield but it's not that hard for you to work out they're the same. And unrestrained objects (or animals) can be catapulted through one in a collision. So yes I was serious.