By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML
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Jcsati8 0

If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!

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Herbz 0

So, why weren't you wearing a cup?

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PhoenixLE 0

I'm calling BS, if you got hit in the nuts they'd swell up, not shrink.

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mobitsfa 1

Everyone relax most baseball players don't wear a cup. Usually if you're a catcher it's a must. It's optional if you play anywhere else. But I always wore a cup, my nuts are precious. But sometimes i'd forget and it's ok ******* chill.

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cartering 0

Its not uncommon for men's testicles to recede upon being hit - a boys JV basketball coach was found to be abusing his players when one had such an injury. He was asking them "what is the capital of Thailand." And when they answered "Bangkok" he'd punch them hard in the groin. It caused the one boys testicles to ride up and so they would appear to be shrunk. But given the pain that accompanies that its doubtful you'd want to post on FML about it, and so quickly afterward to

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Chris968 0

That's your fault for not wearing a cup. My brothers coach used to do that when they were 7/8 years old and they all learned very quickly. He's never forgotten a cup now in the past 10 years now.

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Occam 0

#52 - in high school ball and forward, 99% of guys wear cups. Maybe the OP isn't a very good ballplayer and won't see action until the 7th inning as a defensive replacement, so he saw no reason to wear a cup until then?

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alwaysalady 0

They could appear shrunk if one of them got shoved up in his body cavity. I know a guy who had that happen. He had to have surgery.

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eSCaPeTHeFaTExx9 0

hahahaha. that is great. just whack him with a bat the next time you see him.

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hahah808 0

31: bwahaha you are awesome, sir/madam :)

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Draq 1

Yes, he completely deserved it for not wearing the equipment that is required to play the sport. That's the equivilant of not wearing padding in a football game, not wearing a helmet on a motorcycle, or not wearing clothes while frying bacon.

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themangostar 0

You have every right to sue them in this situation IMO, even if you were supposed to be wearing one. I find that completely unacceptable. They could cause you to be infertile.

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