By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 188
You deserved it 3 585

Same thing different taste

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today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....

Quest_ 13

What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.

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perdix 29

Now, you can offer Free Mustache Rides (they are always more popular than Free Hugs.) BTW, Happy Bidet!

And perdico hits another one out of the park.

Your life is not ******. This happens to many many women. Use bleach or wax or nair or something and get over yourself.

boatkicker 4

But if you go with Nair, test it somewhere else first (they say this on the bottle too, but who reads that? lol), because if your skin has a reaction to it, it's better not to have it on your face. It hurts, and your face is a pretty sensitive area anyways, usually.

you know what, ive got a mustache. I wax it. it sucks for you but you'll learn to live with it.

dugumit 0

yaaaaaaaaaaay maybe you can grow some balls to go along with it.

xxmarlboroxx 0

oh no!!! don't wax or tweeze it!!! give it time and it will fall off or fade!! if you're only 15 then its gonna be really hard to deal with the waxingand crap in school

shalizzz 0

Are you serious? Do you actually think the hair will just go away by itself? How about the hair on your armpits or legs? Are you also expecting for it to fall out/fade? Well, good luck with that......you're in for a looooooooooooooooooong wait....

this one is such bullshit. i hate when people try to hard to get on here.

this FML is super funny to me because I didn't start getting a mustache until I was 22.

-.- just shave OP, i make the same joke with one of my female friends and she just wax it weekly it aint that hard. Am sorry that you man genes dominate your women chromo <(XY) .