Animals: Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died,... - FML

By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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By Imajerk - 13/04/2022 10:00

Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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By forever dog-less - 22/12/2018 04:00

Today, my mom told me to go meet a rescue dog. After doing all my research and emailing shelters left and right, I finally got a call. It went well! Then, my mom told me it would never happen. I'm still expecting several emails from the shelters I contacted, so I get to relive this pain. FML

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By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML

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FMLollie 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:23

You should keep dropping hints about how this one dog looks particularly like your old one until they confess.

SunnyUserName123 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:23

Get him back

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DjeePee 24

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:00

But now I'm wondering, where were you when your dog 'had died'? I mean, I have had a couple of pets, and if one died while I was in school, my parents kept it so I could say goodbye. And then we burried it in the backyard. There will be a logical explanation for your situation (maybe you were gone for a couple of weeks), but otherwise, I would find it pretty strange if your parents just said that he died and that his corps was already gone.

Jeraziah 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:10

okay wtf. people on fml are really starting to piss me off. how does this guy deserve this in anyway? to the 46 people who think "ydi" you have problems. in no way did he deserve this

xXDubbleChic 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:42

agreed. "today, my dog died. FML" 100-your life sucks. 1000-you deserve it god. who does this!

cufaoil 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:57

trolls be trollin'

zafire93 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:12

that is cruel to the animal(and you) on your parents part!

pinkpeach222 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:13

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:14

Reunited and it feels so...strange?

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:15

I feel like I've already made a similar comment on another FML today, but I am going to repeat myself. Poor Doggie! Your parents are evil!

Dcm210 19

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:23

dude that sucks alot of A

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:32

*One year earlier* OP's mum pulls on dogs back leg: "Jump off a cliff", Dog doesn't obey... *One year later* Dog in pound.

Arty64 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:43

Wtf! Totally out of order on your parents part. I hope it was a happy reunion.

hellokimmiee 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:10

Why is this a FML? I'd be so happy to see my dog that I wouldn't give a shit about my parents!

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