By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 229
You deserved it 3 030

Same thing different taste

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Goddess_Rummy 13

Is it because you have been naughty this year?

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KiddNYC1O 20

"You're on my foot fat shit!"

What's wrong with Santa this yr... flipping ppl off, getting bonnets gezzX)

You were on his naughty list and coal is too expensive now.

Mackenzie99 6

Ouch aha hope you weren't to bad :P

The reindeer died after all these years?

moomoomeow2 7

Looks like Santa was drunk and decided to have a little fun.

Babbalooey 0

Modern version of "grandma got ran over by a reigndeer"

hotscar 3

My foot got run over by a Segway Right outside the mall on Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But ask my pinkie toe, it believes