Miscellaneous: Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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You deserved it 3 030

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 629

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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You deserved it 3 689

By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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You deserved it 3 214

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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You deserved it 655

Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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You deserved it 321

By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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You deserved it 6 308

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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You deserved it 9 273

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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You deserved it 3 847

Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 625

You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 627

You deserved it 177

Goddess_Rummy 13

Monday 5 December 2011 19:04

Is it because you have been naughty this year?

boofgall 16

Monday 5 December 2011 19:09

A Segway? Times sure have changed.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:28

Hm new xmas song in the make? I think so.

HahaBoy 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:51

It's supposed to be the other way around

Honda288 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:41

This is a genuine good FML. Those are getting harder to come by.

rainbowbigbird 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:51

"Hmmm... Strange... These conventions usually have Segway parking."

angryboot 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 5:01

He Is real!!

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:00

Looks like some1 was having fun lol

suckingatlife 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:27

LMAO

hfcknbby 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:32

What's a Segway

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:55

Fail.

ten_go86 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:55

Santa's sleigh got an upgrade! wicked kewl

aFreedom127 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:03

...and did he give you the finger too?

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