By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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Goddess_Rummy 13

Is it because you have been naughty this year?

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coltsrock37 15

Looks like Santa upgraded his sleigh, and figured you were naughty. Those Segways are damn heavy too.

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loserman67 35

Was he carrying his huge sack with him at the time???? *anyone get the double entendre* Thanks, I'm here all week, remember to tip your waitresses

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every1luvsboners 11

Believe it or not, Santa does have a life and a busy schedule. Last time we met up me and him played Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen. You talk about a good time.

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Jonkbaby 22

at least your grandma didn't get ran over by a raindear

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Jonkbaby 22

yea man you havent had a bad Christmas until then thank you

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DocBastard 38

Don't do it...don't do it...don't... At* run* reindeer* Ugh...I feel dirty now.

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champjb 0

I really wanna see a flying segway

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Heeeerroin 5

At least he did not shoot you in the face. See? It can always be worse.

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emsdashkova 10

where was Rudolph when this occurred? maybe if his nose had been around Santa would have seen your foot.

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geon_olam 17

Rudolph took a visit to the glue factory to help pay for Santa's new Segway. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you all...

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stormchaser24 24

Run Santa over with a reindeer. Sorry I could not resist.

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KiddNYC1O 20

They only obey Santa and elfs.

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SadisticStephyy 21

Grandma got run over by a Segway... Walking home from our house Christmas Eve... Wait... I hate that movie, what am I saying? FML for knowing that song, FYL cause that sounds like it hurts.

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M0rt 0

I used to believe in Santa then I took an arrow to the knee

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