Miscellaneous: Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room...

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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Party animal

By stupid friendless loser - 29/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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Steve McQueen would be ashamed

By thatsureshowedme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML

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By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

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No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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zm0nster 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:12

Are you still unharmed?

missanderson813 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:13

I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.

Comments

husky22 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:29

thats what u get for trying to sneak out

hrubi4x4 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:39

Id sneak out to. But how freaking retarded can u be

SobrietyKills 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:02

Says the person with the grammatical errors.

venomousddog 19

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:41

YDI- take your grounding and get it over with, no party is worth sneaking out

katiedoll6 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:16

Woopsie umm dad I umm fell yeah I fell

farkas420 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:24

The thrill of sneaking out. Wish I was young again, and I not even that old!

MigraineurOfLife 15

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:32

Busted!

Apm96 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:40

"Oh.... hey...."

snakeswollower 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:45

that is so gross im sorry...

smilefaces8 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:55

This is what your dad heard. Aaaah I'm slipen help woosh thump not worth a party

knucklehead11 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:13

Don't **** up in the first place and you wouldn't have been grounded.

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