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Today I was playing with my 8month baby nephew who I have not seen in a few months at a close family wedding. Only to find when giving him back I had a orange green stain on my nude tone brides maid dress... His damn dad didn't put a dipper on him... And the wedding just started! FML
I've always been quite happy not partying... I did a few times but the blacking out and puking soooo wasn't worth it. Ydi OP, you'll understand the reasons behind everything your parents did when you have your own kids (which, no offense, I hope you don't).
Maybe you should've been studying spelling instead ;)
Why was your dad in the garden
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Are you still unharmed?
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.