By cduran2011 - 14/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 578
You deserved it 12 388

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Midrash 5

Dude..stick to hand lotion. No need to reinvent the wheel

Comments

geez don't spill to much or you will be a girl

Xquisite1 28

Waxing it means *******. Not literally waxing it dude.

15 lives in a fantasy world where ostriches can fly, and women actually lile him. But sadly, this is the real world, where hr is very allergic to ******.

This is why it's a good idea to put an air freshener spray in bathrooms instead...

How.......? Do you not pull your pants up when your not done.

Hmmm... Double negation... Does it mean you shit your pants?

This should be a commercial for promoting the wall scents. Use a plug in or your gonna burn your junk. Or just leave the candle lit next time and say you were thinking bout buying one for your house so you were testing it out.

What clever person has a plug socket in a bathroom other than for a shaver?

Well every bathroom in a house I've been in has had two sockets.

At least you got your penis free waxing!

samuel96 3

Not if your into that kind of thing

2ndSucks 15

Maybe your wife will like the results.

perdix 29

Don't fool yourself -- candles don't do shit. Now, the john smells of your shit and cinnamon.