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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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Strike

By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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PickYourPoison 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:06

It means all your friends use whitening strips.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:02

It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

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meezer008 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:27

it cud mean that he had false teeth. my mom has false teeth and i doubt they wud glow under a blacklight

ArminAnderson 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 8:29

I think 41 is joking ( I hope : / )

eatpie 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 2:16

what the hell is ydi

nikkibaby611 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:22

ydi-"you deserve it"

hellokeroppi 5

Monday 12 April 2010 23:11

brush....

amjoda 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 12:38

If you have dentures, veneers, crowns, etc those will not fluoresce like natural tooth enamel does. However, if those are your natural teeth I'd recommend some whitening strips...

phatdaddy 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 21:04

Teeth Whiteners contain phosphates that glow under a black light. If you don't use a whitening toothpaste or white strips or something like that, then that explains it.

alexxss_fml 10

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:39

well buddy I think it's time you use the 3 steps of good dental cleaning: 1)brush 2-3 times. after meals too. 2) use that damn mouthwash son!!! 3) floss it bitch!!!! or just chew 5 sticks of gum :)

CardoorTheBard 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:31

All I gotta say is: good news, you're either not the biggest ***** in your town, or bad news, your toothpaste is a lie.

Waffcakes 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 7:16

they make tooth brushes now. (:

lostinthelight 0

Friday 10 December 2010 8:40

Switch to Crest... nao.

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