Intimacy: Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that...

By MystoganFT - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Emmaus

Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger. I've never seen him before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2015 11:21

I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 17 December 2015 11:27

Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

Comments

Berber260 14

Friday 18 December 2015 0:30

I would have slapped the shit out of him.

EarlFug 19

Friday 18 December 2015 0:38

Answer: "Perfect! She asked me to grab some tampons and ice cream. Could you do that? I'll be at the pub"

barlos88 19

Friday 18 December 2015 0:48

While I'm not normally one to suggest violence, I think in this case a swift kick in the nuts would have been an appropriate response.

thepeanutoftime 8

Friday 18 December 2015 1:14

Well that escalated quickly...

tassie 3

Friday 18 December 2015 7:55

Haha this is awesome

Summoner_T3L 15

Friday 18 December 2015 14:07

He wouldn't have done that to you if he knew about you Mystogan. Blast him with your staves, OP.

MystoganFT 18

Saturday 19 December 2015 3:49

hah! good to see some of you picked up on my name. but for real, my girlfriend actually knew who it was and pulled a prank on me..making me glad I didn't do anything too hastily :)