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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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jessaiee 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:05

Well... At least it means you look young!

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:10

Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.

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dermor 3

Sunday 14 July 2013 15:53

well that's both awkward and creepy

Saffy89 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:00

You should find a way to knock them off your house. Bonus points if you wait until they're on the roof...

BuckNekkid 22

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:08

ok op mom/dad...how do you allow her to dress? she is just 13

ClaytorNator 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:11

Don't tell daddy, or you'll have a murder to deal with!

SlapAndTickle 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:25

I know if that happened to my daughter my fiance would be out there with a knife cuttin dicks off.

Altrnate_Reality 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:23

Ew...pervert

asylumlane 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:57

Time to talk to his boss and hopefully replace him.

L0VExoxo 10

Sunday 14 July 2013 17:00

fire him

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 14 July 2013 17:27

To be fair, I look the same now at 29 as I did at 13. I hit 5'8 and got my boobs at that age and then nothing changed, so it's possible he really has no idea how old she is. I had to deal with the same kind of problems when I started working at fifteen, because a lot of my male customers assumed I was much older than I really was.

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 14 July 2013 17:39

great response, I'm sure it was an honest mistake on their part.

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:28

And if it's not an innocent mistake, THEN you can pop him one in the nose. XD But some people do truly look older (or younger) than they really are. Like I said, at 13 I looked perfectly legal, and at 29 I get carded for anything you need to be over 18 to buy.