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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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jessaiee 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:05

Well... At least it means you look young!

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:10

Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.

Comments

JanisEvans 10

Sunday 14 July 2013 17:47

You did realise there was a compliment in there, OP?

SlapAndTickle 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 23:05

Yeah because the compliment should be more important. /sarcasm.

everton99 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 18:57

Or maybe he's just Mexican? No racism intended, but they marry a lot younger than Americans do.

angel8feb 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:50

You should be happy that u look so young that he thought u were her sister :)

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:55

Oh god that's disgusting fyl op

Prissysaurus 3

Sunday 14 July 2013 21:23

With the way most parents allow their young daughters dress now I'm not shocked at all and believe you deserve it.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 14 July 2013 21:59

"Dude. She's only 13." "Yeah. Finally!" Before you downvote and jump on me, please not that I'm quoting a Bette Middler moving from 2000 called 'Drowning Mona'. These do not represent my actual thoughts on the matter.