Transportation: Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's...

By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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Prank culture has gone too far

By duck me! - 02/03/2023 04:00

Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML

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Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Honest parenting

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 16:00

Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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Thursday 5 August 2010 9:09

What did the note say..? I'm so curious. :o

starlitgrl 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:12

looks like your friend is in some deep shit with people lol

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0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:27

seems like your friend is in sum deep shit

bighairdontcare 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:29

there's nothing a little elbow grease can't fix :)

Elfyy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:29

Nail polish remover time!

cvspartan101 1

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:31

Lol...

uwishucouldfyl 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:31

that's the crazy shit I would do I don't kno u do I op???

srezwow 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:56

get a razor and try to scrape it off

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 10:28

A new razor blade will take super glue right of of glass. YDI For hanging out with an asshole.

Icey_dan1 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 11:08

fail

XXXL87 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 12:16

i would do what 20 would do, but i would do more than just the windshield, take a baseball bat to all the glass nd smash the side mirrors off and then leave a note. ( i hope the prick drives something expensive :p )