Ydi for having a car. ride a bike. I'd like to see the person do the same thing to a bike. :)

I'm so sick and tired of these stupid "somebody trashed my car, thinking it was someone else's car" FMLs. I've submitted various witty, engaging and interesting FMLs over time, none of which have been accepted. Good to know all I need to do is get my car vandalized by someone who thinks I'm really someone else - that's an FML which will obviously always be accepted regardless of how many variations of this we've seen before.

yay I moderated this :D

Yeah there was this company that advertised a new windshield replacement that came to you at a very decent time. Fix the windshield and shoot the person who did it

fingernail polish remover works on s-glue

if you read this, nail polish with acetone disolves superglue.

wow guy was a dipshit for just doing that... FYL

Proof read before you post!

I can see a note wing glued but leaves... That's just messed up

Let it dry, then scrape it off with a razor. The glue should come straight off.