By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 079
You deserved it 2 035
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DocBastard 38

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

106 6
TheCarChanel 0

Did u grab the unopened one

87 6

Comments

rammy125 4

Maybe you looked thursty on a hot day? Was it at least chilled for you?

8 4
igive 29

They get credit for capitalization and punctuation. :)

4 1
vocaloidtiger 12

Well hey, on the bright side, free soda!

17 1
ajourdhui 0

what assholes! ):<

5 3
linkinpark98 23

OP did get a free soda...... Better than paying around 5 dollars for one at some store.

2 1
emeraldisle 30

What a waste of a perfectly good soda.

22 1
nado13579 12

Waste? OP may have picked it up and had it for himself :D

2 1
Kog_Hiro 17

That's what we call a redemption shot.

6 1
pinkpixie06 11

Look at the bright side...at least you didn't end up covered in sticky soda...

5 0
DocBastard 38

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

106 6
KM96 24

It was really well done though!

2 2
coolbeansbruh 13

Seriously rn? There's no need to overreact. It's probably just some idiot kids being dumb. Watch out for them yes incase they come back to throw more cans but don't completely freak out and think they're out to get you.

0 1
mazio09210517 5

haha! I'm sorry op! I wonder what you did to attract this unwanted attention. :)

2 3
I_Punch_Babies 7

its not like you got hurt op. after all it was a soft drink!

17 1
LadyClarik 8

Pick it up and hurl it back at their punk ass!

2 1