Transportation: Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to...

By El Jeffe - 05/07/2016 17:54 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By CARAPPY LUCK - 27/09/2017 16:04

Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By BuspassBob - 10/09/2012 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

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Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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On yer bike

By Anonymous - 20/10/2019 20:00

Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML

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Almost there

By ForcedPedestrian - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML

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Beautiful car

By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:42

I can see how you might get the two confused.

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:32

Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission.

Comments

HylianBadger 21

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:40

Dubstep: so bad that it sounds like a car falling apart.

naive_girl_fml 6

Wednesday 6 July 2016 10:03

Haha all the pedestrians clearly knew your error

cathartes_fml 1

Wednesday 6 July 2016 15:05

That's me at the corner. That's me at the stop light. Losing my transmission.

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 6 July 2016 16:28

That's probably how it all got started

HUGBUG 23

Wednesday 6 July 2016 16:36

That's actually really funny

zedjaleaf1 11

Wednesday 6 July 2016 16:50

Yay Utah on fml!!!! Slc rep

Talis99 26

Wednesday 6 July 2016 16:57

Who doesn't think to check when their car starts sounding like that?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 6 July 2016 17:53

You deserve it for listening to dubstep

iamdman 22

Wednesday 6 July 2016 18:08

fml for having car problems. lol for the confusion with Dub Step. Wubwub wee...

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 6 July 2016 18:08

Well seeing how both are just hideous noises, I can see the confusion

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