Love: Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped...

By ohhelllllno - 20/04/2009 10:05 - Canada

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Ex-Lax Time

By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:14

"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

That's shitty.

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14nickel 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:40

Nowhere does the OP say they are female. I'm still not convinced that females defecate.

gowzer90 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:16

#32 = real life retard wot do you think their buts are for then? decoration? improving your view when walking behind them? WOT? i seriously would like to know wot u thought girls did instead of ******** plus look and use a bit of common sense - it tells u next to the ops chosen name whether they are a man or a woman OP - u wer almost shit out of luck or completely shit of luck depending on how you look at it

PhishloverA 14

Friday 7 September 2012 5:58

#32 the purple symbol in the top right corner means OP is a girl

Ricky_rubio121 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:42

i would've used like a stick or fork something 2 get it. lol

Shanny_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:42

oh shit!

mn82 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:44

#3 you are my Idol!

like_yea 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:55

ahh last year i was throwing up and my favorite necklace wasn't clasped correctly and fell RIGHT into my puke in the toilet... i didn't want it back, ugh but rings shouldn't just fall off, i advise you to run to the jewelers and get that tightened, immediately

13BlackCat 2

Monday 20 April 2009 22:01

at least it wasn't someone else's poop

mellowyellowww 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:08

heeee should know your ring size! mhmmm.

yeahwhynot 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:13

haha...shit happens but that is messed up...you really should get it resized

screwloose 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:13

You know, if you get treatment for your eating disorder, you'll take fewer laxatives, defecate less often, and your jewelry won't be prone to falling off into the toilet....