Love: Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped...

By ohhelllllno - 20/04/2009 10:05 - Canada

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:14

"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

That's shitty.

Comments

Jaycee_luvs_YOU 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:03

omg #47 i totally agree i always make sure i wont drop ne thing in a porta pottie

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:09

7...omg your soooooo funny!!!!!!!! woww.... (that was totally sarcasm if u didnt notice)

rc15 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:13

at least you got it back. and you were courageous enough to get it back on your own and not have to ask your boyfriend to get it for you. that woulda been gross for him

fmljunkiefml 3

Monday 20 April 2009 23:13

Try having your drivers licence and debit card fall out of your back pocket and down the toilet.... its amazing how far you can actually reach... :X

LOLLLL 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:20

LawL, that's some special ring SO....what else did you find in there? ; )

josface 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:21

I would've just flushed it.

DeeJayD 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:22

Eh, not really an FML. Yeah, it's kinda gross, but you can wash your hands right after.

ruri_sakari 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:22

hmmmmm..... scrumptious add some salt

withfire 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:28

Rubber cleaning gloves? Everyone I know keeps theirs in the bathroom . . . I think this is about having a poop fetish, which is a FYL.

Meow34 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:33

Why would ANYONE put their hand in their own shit with out a glove? And if the ring fell in the toilet in the first place wouldn't it have already sank without it flushing? I mean, it is small and the ring wouldn't float..