By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML
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Luckster 0

He's old enough to where his sexist remarks make sense. 70 years younger and I woulda bitch slapped him with my metal-decorated bike gloves on.

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maipinkbear 0

lol old people always know best. even if they're assholes. maybe take the advice?

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ladiesman14 0

is your neighbor hugh hefner  yeah i dont care about boob size. just HOLE size , the smaller and tighter the betterthis is my shocker emoticon 

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ChronicFAIL 0

Don't listen to that shit. Boobs might get you the guys attention but if you want more than a glance, have a trait that sets you apart from every other Plain Jane (with boobs).

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cerebellum_fml 0

True all you need is power, a bit of creativity and financial security. He may be 'sexist' but there is truth in his words.

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iwadasn 32

"What about sexism makes it automatically wrong"? The fact that it's SEXISM, you idiot!

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bugmenotmofo 34

#38 - Not everyone defines 'success' the same way, just throwin' that out there.

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misha1995 0

tl;dr i think there should be a character limit, too

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ohsoichigo 0

when I first read this I thought the old guy wanted the boob job, cook book and boyfriend.

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South_Park_Shay 0

Aww, don't listen to him! He only thinks that because all old women have their boobs to their knees, and you probably don't!

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