Health: Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream...

By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 16:32 - Russian Federation

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Thursday 29 September 2011 12:01

None of their business

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Thursday 29 September 2011 12:05

"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:28

When someone asks you annoying or nosy questions, answer in the most embarrassing or weird way possible. Usually it stops the questions. If you do it right, you can vacate an entire room. 1. It's the final missing piece of my cold fission gadget. 2. It's for my dog. The aggressive petting has been getting to her. 3. (perdix answer). It's for your wife/mother/sister/daughter 4. My ball sack is hanging too low in my shorts and causing them to bind. This is the only thing that will help. Do you want to take a look? 5. *sly grin, knowing wink* You know, it's not only used for stretch marks. Here's my number. Call me sometime.

uKNOuLOVEit 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:30

u shoulda said M.Y.O.B!!!!!

MegaTroller_fml 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 17:15

Honestly, why does the clerk even care??

BabbiiLovvee 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 17:58

Damn those nosey Walmart clerks!

Roevera 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 18:37

Just reply with "do you really want to make this into an awkward situation?" I said that after buying condoms and the clerk asked if i was getting lucky.