Health: Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream...

By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 16:32 - Russian Federation

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Thursday 29 September 2011 12:01

None of their business

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:05

"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."

Comments

CandiCupz_1990 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:56

Stretch marks are sexy. Why waste money on cream?

bigboy411 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:14

How do u even get stretch marks

IntoTheClouds 42

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:41

He could have gained some weight, which resulted in stretch marks.

melissaisawsome 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:32

U should have just said yes it's three letters Y-E-S

miianah1 22

Sunday 28 September 2014 20:21

Maybe OP was buying it for his girlfriend and he said "I wish I could've said yes" because he wants her to be his wife :P

thisismyhead 25

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:48

How is it the Walmart clerk's business? Jeez, some people are just so rude.

ihatedouchbags 17

Saturday 4 June 2016 4:39

I think people have really misread what OP is trying to say. It's not an fml because of the clerk, it's an fml because OP is sensitive about the fact of needing the cream and wished he didn't... Chin up OP at least you're trying a solution for the problem.