By panda - 03/03/2011 11:20

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML
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VeeVengeance 0

A machete really? Where do you think you are, in the ******* jungle?

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Zebidee 8

Alternatively, whoever was there heard a dog lose its mind, saw the house lights come on, a guy stumble around, pick up a machete and head for the yard, then unsurprisingly decided not to stick around and see what happened next. Buy your dog a big bone.

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cyc10n3 0

3am is the time that spirits are more active, so your dog could be picking up paranormal activity. Likely from a dead relitive.

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de4ek 0

seriously? 3am... u know this how?

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vwmkvgirl 1

oh come on... everyone knows 3am is the time the dead relatives come out. and at 4:23am they eat dinner (because their schedule is OBVIOUSLY the opposite of ours) and at 6:30 they are sound asleep...ish... in the walls/ceiling depending on their personal preference.

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at1325 0

if you watch the movie " the exorcism of Emily rose" ( which is supposedly based on a true story) they said three am is the prime time for ghosts and demons and such to be active. they said it is because three pm was the time of day Christ died on the cross so the devil uses the opposite time as a form of mockery, just as how the upside down cross is a symbol of the devil. believing this or not is certainly a matter of person preference but beluga such as this could be where the comment you replied to originated from.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Just pour some spot remover on the dog and your problems will be solved.

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DocBastard 38

While you were outside acting like an idiot with your machete, the guy your dog heard was inside stealing your shit. Dumbass.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Machete is win!

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aboutpar 0

Nooooooooooooooo, you are the asshole!!!!!!

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de4ek 0

really? how exactly does owning a dog make someone a dumb idiot? hmmm?

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bls5301 2

Because he's complaining about a dog barking? That's what dogs do, they bark.

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brenkite 5

Cartman nobody likes you, you fat prick

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LSU33DucKAholiC 0

kinda sad that your a teacher but you use **** more than can't...

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Joshwarrior 39

I find the idea that pandas use dogs for pets too is awesome :)

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