By stupidpolicia - 25/09/2009 08:33 - Brazil

Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 hour test at 7:30am and didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop and join the party. FML
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Panther_fml 0

Haha something like that happened in florida... a couple of cops played a guys Nintendo wii for 9 hours when they should have been searching for drugs lmao

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miyon_fml 0

lol I saw that, 9 hours playing wii bowling, all catch on tape. that was freaken histerical. During a bad wild fire a few years back, fireman were staying in a trailor on my uncles properity for about 2 weeks. The firemen found the neighboors legal marijuana garden, and spent everynight stealing the weed and smoking.

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plexico 3

Don't worry, you can sleep during the test. YDI for not joining the party!

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febag 0

Fake. Cops here in Brazil would not join the party, at all. Stop talking stupid things about our contry. Seu filho de uma puta do caralho, vai falar mau do Brasil no cu da sua mãe :) IDIOTA!

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

It depends on the city/state/cop/level of corruption. Stop being insulting to OP out of misplaced attempts at patriotism.

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LukeMan 0

Well said my Brazilian friend, I can speak Portuguese too.

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Fredzter 0

Stop screaming fake -.-' Maybe the police in that area would join? Who knows?

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febag 0

Filhos da puta que nem você que levam nosso país à merda seu babaca ignorante. Depois reclama que os extrangeiros pensam merda do Brasil, e é tudo culpa de gente que nem você. Espero que você morra uma morte lenta e dolorosa. FAKE!

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Intellectualist 0

Wow, that's quite a mouthful...

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chellinha93 0

I so agree with # 24... here in Brazil there are alot of corruption.... and I believe this FML 100% I live here in Brasilia too... and there are many apartments with gas stations in front of them, I live in one myself. Also the police here does suck, once I called to complain about the same thing, as their car came, I watched it pass by, as if there was nothing going on... So for all the Brazilian ppl who are cursing the OP, stop being hypocrites because you all know this can happen... FYL op

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teh5thhorseman 0

My aunt called the civil police when her house was broken into for the second time as the criminals fled. They said they'd think about stopping by. So she called the military police and half an hour later they had helicopters in the air and cars searching or the culprit, so yeah definetly f your life. Brazil is not really a model of police effieciency : p.

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birds_fml 7

Earplugs are your friends.

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fayee 0

I went to brazil once. Here in Holland, we try to stop illegal downloading and stuff, but in brazil the people sell illegal cd's in front of the police office and the cops? They are their #1 costumers. But too bad for you and good luck with your test

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carinamenina 0

I lived in Brazil for a little over a year...we had to move to a different apartment across town once because the bars below us would play loud music all night long, and yeah, the police never did anything. Sinto muito.

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carinamenina 0

Oh, and I forgot to mention that it was in Distrito Federal too--Gama, specifically. Maybe there's just something in the water there...

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genius_man16 0

This is why I absolutely hate teachers and classes that have tests earlier than like 9 am. All you're doing is putting students at an automatic disadvantage. I know people say "well just go to sleep earlier!" but come on. I also hate classes that are that early.

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Flounder 2

That sucks OP. I'm extremely sensitive to noise and the idea of a place where cops don't do their jobs sounds like a nightmare. Good luck on getting out (if you're so inclined).

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