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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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MikeTheInfidel 0

Jesus Christ.

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Solidus_fml 0

Agreed with 249. Jesus Christ. What the **** are you doin, overreacting like shit? You really oughta have just waited for a second, if she didn't respond hang up.

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ManganeseDream 0

Simpsons did it.

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XxTrankxX 0

wow, your a real asshole, if you would scream at her for any reason then you dont deserve her...

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Uhm well A. You are a douche bag. B. You are the EXACT type of guy who would commit a school shooting, Columbine? Yeah, that is totally you, not even joking I'm serious. Yeah you've been picked on, but hurting someone or insulting someone isn't the way. It's revenge, & there are very easy non dangerous ways. ASSHOLE, you'll stay single forever.

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ZEROGage 0

Go play some Halo3 and chill the f*ck out! You just blew your chances with that one and most likely every other chick in school... Way to keep your cool in a tense situation jackass

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at0micmin3r 23

I actually feel bad for you, because that totally sucks!! I hope she forgave you, man :O Like me, you need to work on that temper, bro!

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christopherlove 0

You overreact like a, well, a woman.

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lisafannypack 0

well i hope that changed her mind about you :)

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