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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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some_girl9 8

YDI. I mean, seriously, holy shit. What kind of reaction is that? If it happened to me, I would've first assumed that one of our cell phones was out of range and we got cut off. You ****** yourself over big time on this one, the girl you liked lets you know she feels the same way and because of a simple mistake, you go crazy on her. At least now she knows what kind of person you really are and that she shouldn't bother with you, and in that case, good for her. You will be alone forever. Congrats on that, jackass.

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thecirclingskies 0

LOL social fail, and that's coming from a reject like me.

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tdawgheath 0

"New Jersey" all I had to read. YDI.

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ilybabe09 0

yeah she's such a **** if she doesn't like you

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Drummer389000 0

you little bitch... grow some balls... oh and a brain. :D

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Just_Had_2_Sigh 0

I feel sorry for her, and tbh, for you aswell (not that you deserve her with that ****** up attitude of urs), the reason is, there could have been some everlasting fire here :) Guess not anymore :O :D! Now I suggest you wash that dirty mouth of yours with your own dick ^^ FYL :)

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SleepyHead34 0

hey he didnt deserve it cuz i'd do the same -_-, actually i wouldnt hve xD lmao

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yeahiknow0 0

Woooowww. Watch ur temper.

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wifey93emilyrose 0

I've decided that people act too irrationally and like a bunch of assholes. chill the f out

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