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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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can_sympathize56 0

Sounds like she dodged a real bullet there. Good thing she found out now rather than later, I suppose.

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circayouandme 0

ydi. dude RELAX. talk about overreacting huh.

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Yyz 0

Dude, sounds like you need to go dwell in a cave, because I don't think society needs you at large. What's next? You gonna shoot someone for waving to you?

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blairf83 0

Daaaaang. way to act like a complete idiot! I hope she tells all of her friends and that they have big mouths. Maybe not being able to get a date for a decade or so will teach you to not be stupid?

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Parasomnia 0

Thank you! I just came off a bad romantic experience, and now I can see that at least handled myself with class, al through the glory of contrasting wih you.

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stc6389 0

Just cause she didn't respond you shouldn't have reacted like that. Especially by calling her a ****.

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