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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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inside_vs_out 0

Wow, you sound unstable.. I agree with the others, good thing for her that she found out how crazy you are!

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omgHAAAY 0

someone needs a ******* chill pill.

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QJD 0

You sound like a damn nutjob.

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MCofpwnage 0

#211 the fact that you would laugh at this makes you just as bad.

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MissBritt863 0

Grow up.. Thats just pethetic more like **** her life I mean damn. she accidently hits mute while telling you she likes you and it all gets ****** up cause you called her a ****.

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kitteh 0

Haha what a psycho. She's lucky she didn't end up with you if that's the way you react to things.

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i_love_lemon_pi 0

um, head case much? she really is lucky she didn't end up with. you react badly.

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sgrnspc1098 0

Ya you definitly made that up. You would never do that to someone you like unless your have borderline personality disorder or your bipolar

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seayjoel 0

So I should feel bad for you because you called a girl as ****

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