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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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AmpulexCompressa 0

What's wrong with you?

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sh0bizgurl 0

You are one ******* pansy. How old are you?! I want to punch you so bad.

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captainmaharet 1

Overreact much, assbucket?

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justxdream 0

well i hope things with your little "****" work out... way to go.

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patray_angel 0

I clicked "FYL" but that is becuase I think your life is ******. As others have mentioned, how are you going to handle anything major in life if you can't handle a phone call like that. It is not like you heard a bunch of people in the background laughing at you and calling you names because it was just a prank.... I do wonder if the OP has been made fun of his whole life and thinks that everyone is out to get him, either way, the OP needs help. It sounds like you are either the type that is going to beat the crap out of your girlfriend (or wife if you make it that far with someone) or the type that is going to go all Columbine on your classmates. Again, you definitely need some professional help!

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ayashe 2

Yeah, you must like her A LOT. That said, there are quite a few commenters on here that need help themselves.

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Atrayo 0

You ******* retard. aaaagghh!! my god!!! NO!! that is so!!! WTF!!!

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poobear 0

youre an idiot why do you assume its a joke right away? if i didnt hear the other person id assume the call was dropped, hang up, and call back. shes lucky she hit that mute button you sound like a psycho

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SwingSea 0

Glad she found out early on how crazy you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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