Love: Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body....

By pugs - 29/01/2010 08:43 - France

Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML

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Same thing different taste

By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By the-yao - 24/01/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By IntimidatorStag - 06/02/2009 23:54 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 05:15 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML

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pidri 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:19

doesn't sound like ur dating her sounds like she's using you for ass.

MoonyIce 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:15

... Wow. Classy.

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eazye94 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:33

lol

Dethlord101 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:28

that's just funny.. drunk all the time

Eresbel 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:50

YDI for thinking that a person can be thin AND curvy. That's such a cop out from actually describing her. And now I know I'm going to get replies saying "That happens! I'm thin and curvy!" Pics or it didn't happen, people. I've never seen such a thing as "thin and curvy".

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 29 January 2010 23:09

Actually, it's perfectly possible to be thin and curvy. Ever see a skeleton? ;)

bananapajama 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:40

scarlett johanson.

st0815 9

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:51

That's what silicone is for.

emilyjune519 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:24

And what a cliched thing to say: "Thing and toned but curvy in all the right places." FAIL. They definitely suit each other considering the way they were both fishing so desperately for compliments.

CaseAndPoint 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:32

Least you're getting ass, its a shallow relationship for that reason. If you are looking for a meaningful relationship stop fishing for compliments and be a proper gentleman.