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By played - 21/06/2011 05:07 - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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narrowords 18

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...

fireice22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

communication at it's finest.

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Consequences 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:21

Women aren't as blind and stupid as they act about relationships. Continue as things have bern going with her, while starting to see someone else.

Kukua 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:06

Agreed. She knows exactly what she's doing, and how you feel about her. This is a classic move from a manipulative girl.

22cute 17

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:42

I promise you she doesn't know. And it's called naieve not blind & stupid...and I'm afraid they are.

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:23

*facepalm* FYL, man...

SugaryTears 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:23

sounds like the beginning of a nice **** buddy relationship.

jd6200 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:53

it seems they never did it in the first place. Sex for women is a definite flag for "hes interested". Unfortunately it is one of the very few flags that women possess. Being nice and respectful and kind and caring apparently are signs for friendship.

damian243 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:31

that sucks FYL

xero00 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:40

bitches are always gonna be bitches.

jd6200 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:45

You have to let them know how you feel RIGHT AWAY. If you dont they will stick in the friends bucket and you wont come out. This girls sounds like she found a douche bag to claim her own. Move on and remember for next time tell her your intentions.

Provi90 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:10

what a *****. sorry op

staychill 16

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:17

where you guys at the very least kissing? cus if u were n flirting a lot I cud see how u thot tht

staypon 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:26

that's ice cold :/

52564 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:34

That type of bitch will usually let you do everything in the world for her, then end up running off and screwing some douch bag at the drop of a hat. Give her a taste of her own medicine then get out

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