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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Failsafe - 09/05/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark

Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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x49853 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:10

what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P

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MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:27

I have to agree with #6, my and my friends would say that all the time to each other and to other people. She probably doesn't mean anything by it. Unless of course, you have made sexual advances towards other men

SpandexMan 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:36

How many matches did you win this year?

LyuboLove 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:36

dude, i used to wrestle too. i've heard em all, but people who haven't done it have no idea what it's really like. smack em when they trash talk you, lol

popsoda 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:43

what the hell is a letterman jacket?

slushpup9696 12

Friday 6 August 2010 3:38

It's a type of jacket worn by David Letterman.

Andyman115 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:46

it's usually two people in referee's position..... dunno whats so gay about it....

sawdy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:06

#14 You are RETARDED

premiermois 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:06

Wow, dude. Do you always have crushes on morons?

BOLLOX 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:13

Step 1: Grab the bitch my the neck Step 2: Lift her in the air...by the neck Step 3: Throw her against the wall Step 4: Shoot lasers out of your eyes and shread her to bits!

iiteddy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:16

lmao #18

Dichoscillation 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:16

The positions in sex and wrestling often coincide. Believe me, I know... I do a Lube Wrestling event every couple months, and it usually just degenerates into an orgy, which is fun. So just tell her, "No, it's wrestling, and I'm actually straight." No need for anything more.