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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Failsafe - 09/05/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark

Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:10

what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P

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MKC_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:47

LOL I always told my boyfriend that wrestling was just a couple pairs of boxer shorts away from gay ****. LOL yeah, yeah I know wrestling is a popular sport and all you jocks are ready to spit down the neck of anyone who bad mouths it, but c'mon on....beating them to death or not you have to admit, two nearly nude guys rolling around....it just LOOKS really gay...I'm not saying wrestlers ARE gay...They just manage to find themselves in some very gay poses.

boredndstoned 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:01

literally what is a letterman jacket i live in canada im pretty sure we dont have em hear and #16 u are the retarded one maybe that guys from ******* madrid in spain i doubt they have letterman jackets it shows your ignorance to assume everyones life is the exact same as yours

MKC_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:15

letterman jackets are the same as varsity jackets, which we do have here in canada...besides, anyone who's ever watched a tv show or movie made in america should know what a letterman's jacket is.

breaksprinter_ 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:44

well, she didn't know you wrestled? what a shame, even though you do roll around on a foam mat with other boys in spandex singlets. if you are comfortable enough with your manhood to do that. i know guys who are. but that really sucks, sorry she thought you were gay!

Taylorlake 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:01

"Finally?" What a bitch... But I also don't know how awkward that button looks so...

sleepless15_p 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:14

wrestling is REALLY gay though and why did you have to point out what kind of jacket you were wearing? douchebag

giffinator 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:25

Sometimes I ********** to wrestling, no lies.

lowcapacityx 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:32

LOL & Oh RLY to cmt #37.

nono_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:41

wrestling is kinda gay...

Fifa_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:10

dude...i can totally relate to that...i have crushes on girls and sometimes i wonder if i give off a gay vibe and thats why they dont seem interested in me....