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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:10

what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P

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ther_goes_my_day 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:17

hahahahaha. yea i dont like the referees position pin i think a firemens would be a lot cooler and less gay and easier to understand. Just make sure shes joking dude. if she wasnt then im sorry man haha

armedpanda 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:18

HAHA I wrestle too and have a pin just like that... I get shit everytime I wear the varsity jacket.. FML!

rebockaa 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:19

yeah, cause people would actually put 2 guys doing it on their jackets. what a stupid girl. i hope she wasn't serious!

Mahindern 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:21

As i see from above comments im not the only one being accused of homosexuality for wrestling! I hate when people thinks its a gay sport. Theyre the kind of people i want to put in some illegal and painful move >=D

Dichoscillation 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:28

#23: I'd wear it on my jacket, if I wore jackets! I'm gay enough that I can! #24: I didn't say it's a gay sport. The positions are equally reminiscent of straight sex... it's just that it happens to be both guys. Look. It's a sport that bears a lot of resemblance to sex, there's not way to deny that. So if it's already sex-like, and it's two guys... what are you gonna do? Also... I'd like to see you try to put me in a lock. I'm not big or strong, but I'm fast, flexible, and I know a hundred ways to break a person's arm with one hand.

imdumburdumber 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:40

draw boobs and long hair on one of the guys

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:41

#10 has the right idea; just educate the person instead of blowing a gasket. Just because he had a crush on her doesn't mean she even knew who he was before this, or had any idea what he did. #8, et al. - It's quite possible she honestly didn't know what it was. When I think sports, wrestling isn't usually the first (or even 15th) thing that comes to mind. Methinks thou dost protest too much. (read: calm down. possibly honest mistake.)