By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
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gracehi 31

At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.

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Enslaved 36

Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."

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creditless 14

that only happens is you're clinching too tightly... if u loosen up he can get back to healthy dirty talk lol

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cuz803 44

Your FML name represents what his penis should be...'broken'

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stayydomii 21

If you're seeing someone I'm not sure if that means you are in a relationship or just going through the "talking stage". And if you are just going through the stages before making it official then I do not expect someone to be in love with you or love you. It's nice that he loves you as a person, but clearly it was the wrong time to say that. Maybe he figured he wouldn't get sex after confessing that, which is shitty.

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GripItRight 10

Tell him your feelings are not mutual... on so many levels. He's not a lovable person! Sorry OP.

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torrea 19

Wow, what a piece of shit. I hope that's the last time you saw him. If he has a little thing you should tell everyone. lol

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Real4Real 11

I'll take things not to say whilst intimate for 1000, Alex!

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jbuckets_404 38

OP: EXCEPT for when he's "in" you, of course.... :-(

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SexyMexi21 23

I sure hope you knocked him tf off you and fractured that dick of his.

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missa8604 26

Seriously do not waste your time on people that don't adore you! I learned that the hard way!

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jbuckets_404 38

And not in the good "hard" way, I presume?

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