Punch him in the back of the head.

dump him nowww

To spongebobrox, nai, the quickbrownfox, and mushrooms- nice debate guys! I wish I had been there. Not in a I-have-no-life way. You know what I mean. Except Mushrooms. You don't.

An almost exact fml was posted a wile ago

You people have no idea what a troll is, do you?

To everyone involved in the highly entertaining Mushrooms drama, lemme just say, not all us Cali girls are such living blow-up dolls. I'm blond, but I keep my hair in a pageboy cut and dye it fun colors because I'm terrified of being perceived as anywhere near the same species as you, 'shrooms honey. I'm tan, but it's not because of some overpriced can of spray-on BS; it's because I spend a lot of time out hiking. I'm relatively scrawny, but I have a boyfriend who loves it. Whether or not your peroxide-poisoned brain can comprehend it, not all guys will wither away without a huge pair of boobs to play with. That's why there's **** of scrawny girls like me, sweetie. Everyone has their taste. As for the sluttyness...well, actually, I have no problem with it. I'm a virgin because I think sex is something requiring a lot of trust, but that doesn't mean other people need to share my views. If your VERY careful, use multiple decent contraceptives, and keep an eye on your partner for suspicious sores and whatnot, it is possible for someone to be promiscuous in a low-risk way. Of course, there are risks, but it's for fun. I take risks hiking on mountain trails. I might fall and disfigure myself for life. But it's fun. Thank you, 'shrooms ol' buddy ol' pal, for the entertainment. You are an expert troll for spinning up so much drama, and I applaud your 1337 5ki11z. On the infinitesimal chance you're legit: I hope you enjoyed your night out. You sound much younger than 23 (supporting the troll theory), so I think your young age gives you some leeway here. I'm sure that, in time, you'll mature mentally, if only because of survival instinct. After all, you won't make it in today's world if ya don't.

well maybe you should try and not be ugly. don't ****** cramp his style either!

The debate is EPIC-NESS in the most innate state... Man, I think I've just fallen in love with everyone who took part in that. Mushrooms, your whole life is an FML... You don't need to be looking at this website anymore. Oh, and you will burn the eyes of the patients with your tan. To the OP: Tell that loser that he is an idiot and walk away from him without looking back. He's an idiot who doesn't deserve your time. But you already know that :]

YDI for having sexual fantasies about Clay Aiken.

dump him xD