By tbright010 - 08/04/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Banana_Pancakes6 0

Admit it, you loved it.

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Shinygirlnz 1

Ew. But also, stop taking a backseat in your life, if you want interesting things to happen, get out there and do something.

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mrahhhhh 21

Today there was nothing to gain But to ease my dog's pain I had to pump out the gland My day ceased to be bland I should just try to get lain. FML.

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DocBastard 38

A solid 8.2, Mr. Ahhhh. You would have gotten an 8.7, but that damn Romanian judge seems to hate you.

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T3P33_fml 0

this FML gave me a solid boner. ow and nice, 8.6

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fatalkiss 0

I mean... that is interesting though, not everyday you can learn something like that. If that's too boring for you, go ahead & ditch the poor sick dog while you look for adventures.

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MysticMint 0

You learn something new everyday, I suppose.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I am getting horrifying images here. I think you were successful, for once.

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Javalounge 0

That explains the buttscraping across the carpet.

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drew2711 0

You should explore your dog's anal glands for a more adventurous day?

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