By tbright010 - 08/04/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Banana_Pancakes6 0

Admit it, you loved it.

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irishchick7848 0

I'm a dog groomer. your dog doesn't have to be sick to need this done. but it's probably one of the worst parts of my day

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perdix 29

You learn something new every day -- today you actually learned a marketable skill. I'll give you $10 to squeeze my dog's anal glands -- another hundred clams if you do mine ;) I'm sure if your dog could type, he'd post his FML about having his ass glands squeezed by a n00b.

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leeshxx 3

34 nice name plus having ur tit out in ur picture it really completes the image of all round **** for you ;) put a bra on babe

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NaoPudding 8

At least you learned something, right?

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Hockeyboy4280 18

What's even more interesting is that you feel the need to share this...

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bask8ball 0

hahaha I went through that 2 days ago only I had to pay $109 to figure it out lol my dog stank!

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Zebidee 8

Screw that. I'm not a massive dog person to begin with, but now they're off my 'to own' list for good.

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meg238f 0

I've had dogs throughout my entire life, and I've never done that.

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Jrefinne 7

That sucks, but it is an essential life skill. Like learning to wipe your own butt.

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laurbear12 3

how do you drain a dogs anal glands? just curious... haha

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